Amir Beckett Dialogue

Amir Beckett is a member of the Hex syndicate in Höllvania. He is a protoframe of the Volt batch, and serves as the group's tech specialist and hacker. Amir will sell the Drifter Höllvanian weaponry, Cyte-09 components, and Caliber Chicks glyphs. Like the other protoframes, he can only be interacted with after the Drifter completes The Hex quest.

Idle quotes in the mall

"What's shakin'?"

"C'mon boss! Gimme something to do! Amir's gotta shake the sillies out!"

"Fun games! Big prizes!"

"Only the best Infested meatsuit technology this backwater town has to offer!"

"Let's deal!"

"Lettie's always looking after everyone, but who's looking after Lettie?"

"Y'ever get the feeling Quincy's sister was raised as an only child?"

"Oh, oh! Gah. Eleanor, you always give great advice."

"Yo Quincy! I'm putting together a game of Fables and Frontiers. You want in? Quincy? Quincy? Okay, I'm just gonna put you down as 'Zorgon Dwarf-Exploder, Cleric'."

"One of these nights I'll work up the guts and ask Aoi to dance. Ha, ah, she'll kill me."

(singing badly) "Oh lovely bed, oh downy bed, with a spot for my head. How I long for your pillow, which feels like a big marshmallow. (normal voice) But it doesn't taste like one."

Greeting the Drifter in the mall

(if the Drifter has just completed The Hex) "Games, salvaged tech, a whole pile of guns… top score on any of the cabinets could score you something pret-ty sweet. Yep. Definitely the coooolest place in this whole mall."

"Hey hey hey! How's my favourite chronospatial freak show doing?"

"Greetings and salutations."

"Any time I think I've gotten better at this whole combat thing, I remember that time I saw Arthur operate a dude like a piece of machinery whose function was to destroy itself in three moves."

"These days, there's not a lot a person can rely on. But one thing I know for sure is that at 7 o'clock every morning I'll be wrenched awake by one of Lettie's rats aggressively making out with me."

"Nah, Quincy and I don't have beef. He's gold! Insomuch as his value fluctuates wildly."

"Chat IRL? [reluctant] Cool."

"Do you ever go to a party and think about how many human skulls are in that room with you? Isn't that weird?"

"One shot espresso in a tall glass, two lumps of sugar, swizzle, add two-thirds ice, top with cola. Try it the next time you're feeling anxious. Calms me right down."

"Weird to think that the world outside of all this is still just chuggin' along, huh? I wonder if Mystic Tomes 6 will be released this year."

"Been meaning to ask: does 'Dark Space 2050' ever get a second season?"

(if the Drifter is rank Pizza Party) "Always got time for ya, you know that."

(if the Drifter is rank Pizza Party) "Y'know, anytime you want a little multiplayer, I'm up for it."

(if the Drifter is rank Pizza Party) "It's funny. I only took the Omnia job because I thought the money might impress this girl I really liked, back home. Now, I'll probably never see her again. Now, maybe, she isn't even that girl anymore."

(if the Drifter is rank Pizza Party) "You ever have the same dream, over and over? I'm at this keyboard right, and I think I beat this game, and then… like, I'm floating above myself and I think you're there… yea you're there, and I have the strangest feeling I'm like leaving you right at the worst moment. Weird, huh?"

(if the Drifter is rank Pizza Party) "I know you can't tell me much about, y'know, how everything goes but… it does get better than this… right?"

(if the Drifter is dating Amir) "So tonight we're gonna settle in with a family-size pie and I'm gonna show you my top three episodes of 'Warrior Queen Zasta'. It's the arc where her alien-prince half-brother discovers he turns into a sword when he's embarrassed."

(if the Drifter is dating Amir) "Me? Oh you know. Just chillin', playin' it cool, like I do. Were you thinking about me?"

(if the Drifter is dating Amir) "This ain't so bad, am I right? The world is our oyster! And, now, also, it kinda looks like an oyster. Eh."

(if the Drifter is dating Amir) "Hard to imagine things being much worse, but… I wouldn't have met you otherwise. Hard to feel bad about that."

(if the Drifter is dating Amir) "I was thinking: we could get matching t-shirts with each other's faces on it. Would that be weird?"

(if the Drifter is dating Amir) "I swear I could get your face tattooed on the inside of my eyelids."

Browsing wares

"Alright! This stuff is so up your alley, you're practically getting mugged."

"You need it, I got it. Aaas long as you need something best kept out of the hands of children."

"Ooh! How about this one? It bifurcates people laterally!"

"Soooo… what are we thinking?"

"Might I interest you in a gun that requires no skill to operate but a lifetime to master?"

"Anything described as 'its own reward' is probably not worth much, which is why all this stuff is really expensive."

"Y'know, if nothing here's working for you, you could always try Eleanor's stuff. Remember: it's only a nameless horror 'til you name it."

[laughing throughout] "I had a dream that Quincy was on a dinner date, sneezed mid-swallow, and cannoned two feet of spaghetti out of each nostril. Oh…. Anyway, whaddaya— you need a gun?"

"You ever wake up with a migraine, in a stranger's underwear, there's an exotic bird on the chandelier, and you have no idea where you are? Me neither. Buy this one – it can shoot through entire libraries."

"Ain't nobody beating Amir's high score."

"So, what's your favourite cabinet? Caliber Chicks? That one frickin' rocks."

Exiting wares after purchase

"Sweet!"

"Thank you kindly."

"Aaaaand here's your change."

"Okey doke."

"Everyone's a winner."

"You got it."

"No problemo."

Exiting wares without purchase

"Nuts."

"Playing hard to get, huh?"

"Oh aaaalright."

"Was it the smell? Look, the whole mall smells like this, I don't know what to tell you."

"Okeydokey."

"Yup." [lip popping noise]

"Aww."

"Roger roger."

"Okey."

"S'all good, friendo."

"You'll be back."

Bidding farewell

"You got it."

"Okay, bye."

"Roger that."

"See ya."

"Okay."

"Check ya later."

"Meet you at Big Bytes."

"Come again."

"Anytime."

"So long."

"Later."

(if the Drifter is rank Pizza Party) "Keep yourself in one piece."

(if the Drifter is rank Pizza Party) "'Til next time."

(if the Drifter is rank Pizza Party) "Cool, cool, cool cool, cool."

(if the Drifter is rank Pizza Party) "Always."

(if the Drifter is rank Pizza Party) "See you soon."

(if the Drifter is dating Amir) "Anytime, babycakes."

(if the Drifter is dating Amir) [sighs happily]

(if the Drifter is dating Amir) "How'd I get so lucky?"

(if the Drifter is dating Amir) "I love you."

(if the Drifter is dating Amir) "See you back home, sweetie."

Romance

Once the Drifter reaches the "Trusted" Chemistry rank with Amir, he can be asked out, either during a KIM conversation or in person at the mall. However, based on their KIM conversations, Amir may decline to date the Drifter.

(asking to date Amir) "Oh wow, oh wow."

(if the Drifter confirms but is marked undateable) (narrator voice) "The time traveller's charisma was far too low to woo the champion Amir! (normal voice) Sorry, I'm not good at rejections."

(if the Drifter confirms and this is their first time dating Amir) "Me? Really? Us? Oh. Ohhh. YES!"

(if the Drifter confirms and they have dated Amir before) "I just really should stand up for myself, I really should say 'no second chances'… but yes, okay. A second chance."

(if the Drifter says "Never mind" instead) (deep voice) "Do you struggle with making decisions? (normal voice) I do. I mean, I think I do. Can I get back to you on that?"

(asking to break up with Amir) "What? …R-really? Wha— what did I do? Are you sure?"

(if the Drifter confirms and this was their first time dating Amir) "I- I— yeah… I understand…."

(if the Drifter confirms and they have dated Amir before) "I… okay, but this was your second chance, and… you're not gonna get a third."

(if the Drifter says "Never mind" instead) "Okay. Okay. [sigh of relief] This— this feels mean of you."

If the Drifter is dating Amir, he will appear in the backroom apartment, with another set of dialogue.

Idle quotes in the backroom

"Heard ya coming."

"H - fancy O - L - L - V - A - N - I - A. Only one fancy O!"

"Hello, my Void kitten. Meow."

"Oh, naptime's over."

"Hello, warframe with… benefits. Hehe."

(singing) "L is for the… you look at me… and then you keep looking at me… and (normal voice) oh no I should stop singing."

"Ah! A ghost."

"Arthur, this is Agent Lightning. Please send 10 pizzas to the NEST. Lightning out."

"Do I regret destroying my only Atomicycle? No."

"I like it right here, and over there, and there, and even… [clears throat] up there."

(enthusiastically) "Knock knock."

"I DIDN'T hack ANY of your computers. [pause] Or did I?"

"Fables and Frontiers campaign idea: A very talented lightning caster gets seduced by a time-travelling angel from the future. Heh. Yeah."

"Amir + You = Amiryou."

"Video games! Yeah. Fun to kill there. Totally painful to kill the people out there, not in the game, that want to kill us. Yeah."

"Hmmm. Thinking."

"Zap."

"I think if I type fast enough I could email everyone in the world. HELLO WORLD! It's Amir!"

"Helminth is very good at Caliber Chicks, by the way. Suspiciously good."

"So, let's interface our peripherals later? If you know what I mean? [pause] I think I know what I mean."

"I'll never let a battery die in this place."

"Fables and Frontiers but with guns. Oh, that could work. Yeah."

"Oh, sorry baby-babe, just got on a call. (loudly) Yes, so as I was saying, I am the luckiest guy alive."

"Is there an evil Amir? Is it Rima? Amir backwards? I'll find him."

"I really hope Eleanor couldn't feel what we did last night in her mind. Yuck. Ah. Oh god."

"Jillian, Lillian, Amirian. Yeah."

"Record-holder Amir Beckett stands undefeated, not a single high score higher than his at any video game in the mall-turned-HQ."

"Eleanorrrr. Ah! You can hear me."

"Roll for initiative."

[mimicking Atomicycle noises] "Oh no!" [mimicking explosion noises]

"I am a warframe. Or is a warframe me?"

Greeting the Drifter in the backroom

"Nice to see ya."

"Ready for a kissin' mission."

"Heya."

"Hi."

"My eyes see your eyes."

"It's you! I win!"

"Oh hello, mon cheri."

"Hey hey hey!"

"Agent Lightning reporting in."

(robotically) "Amir Online."

“What’s on your mind?”

"I think I never expected anyone to use the group chat I made, but I'm so glad it happened. Having people that feel like they're in my corner for once is a real superpower."

"People that wake up and start their day by hurting someone else just shouldn't wake up."

"Did they change the alphabet? In the future? Maybe instead of adding a letter, they should cut one. Yeah. Screw you, P. Alhabet."

"I can't change me. I just can't. I've tried. And one thing I've always wanted is an older brother who just really would play with me, show me that apples and trees don't fall far, ya know? And I know – I know – Quincy would shoot me before apple picking but, he's just that guy for me."

"It's not really about being THE fastest. It's about being just fast enough that people want to play with you."

"Without a screen between us, I do think it's hard to say something that sounds cool, smart, neat, and handsome, but I'm trying."

"I really should be working on a campaign but I think it's okay to actually do nothing for once if by 'do nothing' means just being here."

"I'm working on a new character for a Fables and Frontiers campaign and maybe you can tell me if the voice is okay? (gruff voice) 'Mmmm, let's get out there and clean up! Right then!' (normal voice) Oh wait, that's what Arthur just said to me on the earpiece. Damnit."

"With everything that's gone on, it makes me wonder if I did actually see a ghost growing up that one time the TV turned on and no one was home. Ouuuu."

"The truth is… [deep breath] truth is… the glasses, they're just for show."

“I’m glad we’re together.”

"I'm the electron to your proton, and that's just science baby. Can't argue it. Look at all my sparks!"

"You just want me to kiss you, don't ya? Well, wish granted…" [kissing sound]

"That you for loving me for me. For all of me. Every wrinkle in my brain feels loved, loved, loved."

"Oh, me too. Trust me. Me too. Bow chicka wow wow." [rapid kissing sounds]

[stammers] "I can't think! Words aren't coming. Ah… yes. Just know this, this is right. Us. Forever."

"Woof woof! Dogs always seem so happy and this IS the happiest I've ever been so, woof?"

"We are cute, aren't we? I'm okay with cute. Because we are the cutest… I checked."

"Yes! Every part of me is glad. I LOVE the smell of you, I love your look, your taste, your… sound? And the touch. AH! So that's, um… that's all 5 senses and let's go with the 6th Amir Sense of loving the way you think."

"Happiness is only an Amir away, and I would never actually be away since then I WOULDN'T be happy so we solved it."

"I love you. You're the first and last person I'll ever say it to, I know that already. I wasn't made to be loved."

Bidding farewell in the backroom

"Live long, long, long, and thrive."

"Au revoir."

"TTYL."

"Bye. Bye bye bye." [blows kiss]

"Ohokaybyethen!"

"Where ya goin'? Bye!"

"Smell ya later!"

"0101010101001110. Bye. Oh wait, that's something else."

"Catch ya later."

(robotically) "Amir Offline."

New Year’s Eve kiss

When the 1999 calendar finishes the autumn season and loops back around to winter, the Tenno will receive an inbox message from Amir if they are currently dating him.

Inbox message:
Operation K155 is GO GO GO

this is a top secret briefing from beckett central command

your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to rendezvous with agent amir at 00.00 PRECISELY

at which point, you MUST complete OPERATION K155 if you wish to SAVE CIVILISATION AS WE KNOW IT…

or not, y'know… that's cool too

The video includes a cutscene of the Drifter and Amir alone on a balcony on New Year's Eve.

[Amir and the Drifter look at each other briefly. Amir thinks to himself, then straightens up and whips off his glasses, tossing them behind him. The Drifter giggles excitedly. Amir takes both of their hands and leans down to kiss them. He then twirls the Drifter twice and dips them low, leaning down to kiss them as the New Year's Eve countdown reaches zero. A dialogue line from Amir plays after the kiss.]

"Even better than in the movies. Wow."

"Find me a way to upload this memory forever."

"New Year's Kiss, my new favourite flavour."

"Mon cheri. Forever."

"Oh yeah! That's right!"

Gameplay dialogue

Amir provides mission control for the following missions:

Scaldra Hell-Scrub (Mischta Ramparts, Höllvania)

Like the other Hex members, Amir has unsubtitled dialogue lines during missions, which can be heard when fighting alongside him in a bounty, or if the Tenno is using Volt with Amir's Gemini skin, or if someone in their squad is doing so.

Amir Gemini dialogue

Other appearances

Amir has other dialogue elsewhere, and is mentioned by a number of other characters.

Other dialogue in:	Depicted in:	Mentioned in or by:
Warframe: 1999 comic	The Hex animated prologue	1999 ARG
Höllvania Central Mall demo		The Lotus Eaters (post-quest Kinepage messages)
The Hex		Aoi Morohoshi (and KIM conversations)
Amir KIM conversations		Arthur Nightingale (and KIM conversations)
Hex KIM conversations		Eleanor Nightingale (and KIM conversations)
		Lettie Garcia (and KIM conversations)
		Quincy Isaacs (and KIM conversations)

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